Irony of the night

I can't sleep tonight.  Restless legs, lots of contractions (though likely not the kind that mean anything), coughing...

So I came downstairs to check e-mail before setting up on the sofa (sleeping upright helps the coughing and I can't get upright enough in bed).

In my inbox was a Babyfit e-mail titled "Fall Asleep Fast".

I kid you not.

Good night.